Tuesday, November 28, 2006

We're All Going on a Winter Holiday..or two..or three

At the beginning of this year I had no expectation of having holdays abroad, in fact all we had booked for this year was CenterParcs in December. But with the engagement and wedding of my close friend Dave (from Ireland) this all changed. I've been to Sweden with him on a 2 man stag weekend. Then a few weeks later our whole family went to his wedding in the South of France to the hometown of his bride Virginie. So buckle up i'm going to take you on a journey of my Winter holidays and how fantastic they were!!!!


Sweden
Dave decided he didnt want to have a traditional stag weekend with loads of mates all visiting one drinking hole after another. Rather he wanted a relaxing time going somewhere different. So we went to Sweden, and why not! We arrived at Arlanda airport north of Stockholm and picked up the hire car, this was the only part of the trip that we had organized at this point. We didnt have a clue where we would be staying that night. So in true adventurer style we got a map and made the simple decision should we go up or down? Down won! As we drove we decided why not drive around the big lake that Stockholm sits on called Malaren and find somewhere to stay for that night. Some of you may be aware that this sort of overly optimistic thinking is usually guaranteed to backfire, and the reality of this situation is that its unlikely we'd find ANYWHERE to stay that night and would end up sleeping in the car. But we were two manly men on a mission and were 'confident' that 'something' would turn up! (are you confident?) We pulled off the main road and headed for a big town on the map called Strangnas. I'd be happy to just find a bed for that night that meant i'd not have to breath in the other blokes air or smell his feet. So imagine the shock that the first hotel we went to although it didnt have a room available, it did have a hostle a mile up the road that we could stay at. What a touch! That was that sorted! So we got some grub and found this place. Now we could sit and have a drink. Booze is mega expensive in Sweden so we were well prepared. We thought we'd start the holiday off with a gentle bottle of Whiskey with a few port and Absolut Vodka chasers. (all in moderation of course) Have a look at the map of the trip, i've broken down the different journeys into 3 colours - Day 1 Yellow - Day 2 Orange - Day 3 Red.



The next day we got up and found this place was actally right on the lakeside and had its own minigolf course (heaven). Then it was time to move on again. We saw a place when driving the previous night that looked interesting called Mariefred so thats where we went. Mariefred is a quiet village that obviously enjoys tourism during the summer. It's primary feature is Gripsholm Castle which is on the lake. (see photo right) Also it had a cute mini railway and a nice place for us to have coffee and cakes. Here I introduce Dave to Swedish cinnamon buns, lovely served warm. After this we decided to drive over the bridges that run through the middle of the lake and make our way to the large city of Vasteras. Here we did the most Swedish of things and had Swedish meatballs in IKEA! (and viewed some tasteful soft furnishings of course) We hadn't got a place to stay that evening but thankfully I have some friends in that part of the world who directed us to a camp site that had villas by the lake in an area called Angso. This time we started on the Port and finished on Vodka. I cannot comment on the discussions and humour that went on during these evenings but there was stuff that I will never forget! We were both crying with laughter at our stupidity.

Day 3 - We had a look around where we were staying, everywhere we went was so clean and beautiful. Long distant views and countryside which was a delight to a guy living on the suburbs of London I tell you. Today we decided to go to Vasteras city itself which was ok, but even better was the really good minigolf course we discovered on the way!! Dave and I have had a friendly rivalry for years. It started when we played tennis in our late teens. The rivalry is still there, even if the sport isnt quite as intense. All forms of cheating were in operation. Coughing when the other guys was putting, contesting each point, you name it. But Dave was on a mission, he wasnt going to let this one slip out of his hands as i'd won the previous game from the day before too! He had to keep his honour, and he knew that if I went 2-0 up he was in for the biggest ribbing from me for the rest of the trip. After this we went to a nature reserve on a local island and decided to do one of the walks. I wont dwell on this for too long but some people could say that we got lost and it was all my fault, but i'd like to say we took advantage of the opportunity to discover new places! :) (do have a look at the images of this trip on flickr) That night we stayed with the friends I mentioned before Danny and Birgitta. We enjoyed a traditional Swedish roast dinner, where the sauce is probably the most important part of the food, unlike the English where I guess it would be the joint of meat itself. Drinking, well we had an audience now so a bit of dignity was in order. Red wine was flowing steadily and I thank Danny for making sure he had 5 bottles of wine to hand! Then of course we had some more Vodka, it would have been rude not too. That night Dave bitched about my snoring, which is unfare as what are you meant to do after a heavy meal and drinking booze? Surely snoring is part of the package? Go to sleep ya miserable moaner!!

Last day well we had a gentle trip back to the Airport, but stopped of at a beautiful village called Sigtuna for some lunch. This trip was purely fantastic from start to finish, it wouldnt have worked as well
with anyone. Sweden did us proud and Dave and I did each other proud! Thanks for a great time bud, and we have to do this again in a couple of years as resolved!

Check out the photos!

France This was meant to be a trip for Dave's Wedding in Avignon but ended being one of the best family holidays ever. We were offered to stay with friends of the brides family, which we accepted with the view that we could travel and stay in hotels after the wedding. The truth is we didn't need to. For a start we stayed with the most hospitable and lovely couple you could ask for. Nicole and Joel didn't speak a word of English but they opened up there beautiful home to us. If they came to England i'd be embarrassed at how pathetic and unfriendly the English are in comparison including me! I noticed that the French in the South are much friendlier than they are in my personal exprience in the North including Paris. They are very security conscious in their homes, but once you were welcomed in you are one of the family.

The wedding was an experience. I was Dave's 'best man' which was a priviledge and worth the journey in itself as we are very close. We all as a family sat at the head
table. In fact my daughter asked cheekily if she could sit next the bride for dinner, which meant that Dave had to move over, which to my surprise he did! Good on you mate thinking of the little ones like that. The food was fabulous, apparently its more important to get the food right at a wedding than almost anything else, forget the flash cars and the posh venue. They had two giant paella dishes full of lovely seafood paella. these dishes were 4 ft wide each and had to be carried around to the other side of the reception hall where the doors were big enough to get them through. I was asked to give a speech at the reception, but unlike any other wedding i've been to, I had to go on the stage in front of 300 people with an interpreter! Now you try and be funny in that situation eh? lol It serves me right, i've spent years preparing myself for this job then Dave gives me a curve ball. It's alright though, maybe i couldnt be as funny as i'd liked, but the happy couple and the audience enjoyed the sentimental bits in the French translation. As far as partying goes these people carry on for hours. The cake wasn't cut until midnight when they also opened up the champagne. It was after this that the party really kicked off and the dancing got wilder. It was a family celebration even at this time, not just for the young, which was refreshing. The party carried until 3 or 4 am but parents, children and grandparents were still there at that time giving it large. We couldn't keep up and must have looked like softies from a feather factory but we took our kids and Nicole's mother (88 years young) back home to bed at 2 a.m. such lightweights!!!

The next day all the close friends go back down to the reception hall again and help with the clearing up. Then we crack open the wine and champagne again and eat whats left of the food that had been stored in the fridges overnight. Another PARTY!

We went to some fabulous places on this holiday. Such as the Popes palace in Avignon, and the famo
us Pont of Avignon where we get the song from (sur le pont d'Avignon....listen here). Roman history is everywhere in this region. We visited le Pont du Gard which is a Roman Aquaduct and bridge. The Aquaduct would feed the nearby Roman city of Nimes another of the places we visited, that has the best working example of a Roman arena. We learnt about Roman Gladiators which was so interesting. Also that same arena is used for bull fighting today. It seems as if the south of France takes much of its heritage and nature from the spanish. Another trip out was to Montpellier to the beach, it was so hot and beautiful, in fact the weather was fabulous all of the time we were in France. Now you can't be in that area of France without visiting a wine region and chateau. Just a short way away from where we were staying is the famous wine region of Chateauneuf du Pape, we only spent a little time here and the wine is very expensive. We did better than that. You see to a Frenchman there is a better place for wine and this is where Joel's directions whilst I was driving really came into their own. The region of Gigondas is the place. A lovely region with a small village built on the side of a hill with an old church and some ruins at the top. Believe me the wine there was easily the best I have ever had! I even had the facility to compare it with Neuf du Pape and it won! There was some chat about tannins and alcohol levels, but for a novice it came down to taste and that the wine was gentle on the throat. Beautiful. Obviously I bought some.

What superceeded this all this and made it a real holiday was the discovery of the Haribo
Museum. My kids thought they were in heaven. I mean, its a place about sweets, that gives you sweets, that teaches you about sweets, that has exhibitions all around making sweets and enables you to bag your own packet of sweets, then to finsh it off you can buy MORE sweets. WE LOVED IT!

So thats that for this post, i've tried to make it interesting but i'm not convinced that any of you actually made it this far. Just 11 more days and i'm off on holiday number 3 for this winter to CenterParcs, what a tough life I lead...ha ha

Check out the photos!

Friday, November 24, 2006

wanna come out to play?

Well I new this day would come and its here. I've finally been tagged! The very lovely Clare has chosen me to tell you more about myself in this process. Well here it goes and it serves you right if I tag you next, because I don't want whatever curse comes from ignoring a tag and be attacked by a hairy gay gorilla with skull tatoos and a hairy nose.

These are the rules:
1. Write six weird things about yourself.
2. Post this confession of the absurd on your blog.
3. Tag six other bloggers to do the same challenge.
4. Leave a comment on each of their blogs to inform them they have been chosen.

1. I can play my teeth. Not just one tune but almost anything you ask me to play i'll do it. I tested it out when having a laugh with one of my nephews. He said you'd never be able to play 'We Will Rock You' by Queen. But I proved him wrong so there.

2. Up until the summer past i had a lump on my back that I have been ignoring for about 15 years or so. Well I had it looked at and removed. It was a cyst!!! All very yukky indeed, but i'm ok now.

3. I am addicted to ice cream, I love chocolate too, but its not the same. If someone said no ice cream ever again i'd cry my heart out. Sorbet is just not a substitute!!

4. I've always wanted to be a singer and dancer. Its true. I can sing a little bit but nerves take over. Otherwise i'd like to be an entertainer. The closest I get to this is my kids parties where I play a pirate.

5. I use to take a rugrats lunchbox into work everyday. I even chose it especially. Maybe its the affinity I feel with Chuckie Finster.

6. I once lost my underpants at Centerparcs. It gets worse. I got to the changing room and realised my pants were not there so went back to the locker to find them. But they had gone!! Someone in that minute had spotted them and taken them away. I've been checking Ebay regularly to see if they appear but nothing yet. Oh and my new name for the holiday was Nicholas, as in Knicker-less! Bum joke if you ask me!

wow thats me done. ok now to stitch up others! Top of my list is Jo as she's been slack on the blog front recently, and now she's got a cold too well she'll need a distraction. Also Chris and MaryB, I know this isnt 6 but the other people i was going to ask have been tagged recently and will throw stuff at me if I send it to them.

Thanks Clare for making me think about dodgy stuff relating to me and keep your blog going sister! Oh and hope you get over your sickness too!!

Oh btw just to add DONT SEE BORAT !! ITS Offensive rubbish. Yes I laughed but I also hate myself for it!

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

They grow up so quickly don't they?

I knew there was a sweet smell in the air! Its the 1st Anniversary of this blog.

It was strange because I had just been wandering exactly when did I start blogging? I checked the date and it is exactly a year ago, to the day!!

Thank you to all those who read and comment, otherwise this exercise would be a lonely one.

To "celebrate" i thought i'd link to some of my favourite posts from the last year.

a good telling off by my mum.....funny (humour Nov 2005)

What Are Friends (Dec 2005)

Like a Healing Salve
(sentimental Dec 2005)

An Eye Opener to Islam
(an educational trip March 2006)

Spring at Last (April 2006)

Nobody told me....... (humour April 2006)

Triops (how cool are these guys June 2006)

I Dedicate this one to Dave..... (humour Aug 2006)

Back to Nature (photographs Aug 2006)

I was Slightly Disappointed (humour Sep 2006)

These ones were about the death of my mother in July. I've added them as part of my favourites just because expressing myself in this blog has been the perfect therapy in 'coping' with a tragedy. Please read them if you haven't before as they are raw and honest.

night night mum

the last word


It just calls for me to now say thanks for reading this year and i'll try and be more entertaining next year. Big Kiss!

Friday, November 03, 2006

The Devil Finds Work for Idle Hands..........

I have still got to update on my Sweden trip, and now also I have pictures on my trip to France with the family and Dave's (best mate, not any of the other ones) wedding in Avignon. But in the meantime have a look at this..........i've highlighted the stuff I can see myself doing.

Did you ever wonder what a husband does while he is in a store waiting on his wife to shop? Check out the following letter.

Dear Mrs. Harkins, Our store is considering banning your family from ever shopping with us again, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a >list of offenses over the past few months... all verified by our surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3 in Housewares!" ..... and watched what happened.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a camping tent in the sporting goods department, and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the Bedding department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible" theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME!, PICK ME!"
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut he door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"