Wednesday, April 26, 2006

On your bike!!!


Without many choices in my present situation being car-less, I'm cycling. Yes thats right cycling, not for pleasure or my health, but because I've got no other way of getting anywhere!! How do I feel about this? Well to be honest I don't mind, I could benefit from the exercise thats for sure. It has made it tougher with organizing the kids and school. For instance I've got to take my daughter in her kiddy seat on the back of my bike to playschool tomorrow. This will mean a 3-4 mile detour before my journey to work. That'll hurt for sure as i'm not use to it. By the time I get into the office I hope the paramedics are on standby.
The very best side of using my bike is going out with my kids on local trips. Its like an adventure! So much fun, taking offroad routes to get to destinations is great too. On a previous post I mentioned about going scrambling with my son on our bikes, well this has forced my hand, and i'm greatful as its a top laugh!!!

I don't want to do a piece on cycling history. It has made me think why on earth would someone design and build the penny-farthing? Surely the practicle value of a vehicle that shape is limited? Talk about uncomfortable too. I need a soft seat with extra padding to stop popping the piles and bruising my bum. I can't imagine being able to walk after being on one of these bikes. You'd end up walking like John Wayne!! Surely you'd struggle to stay on and keep your balance?! Riders of this crazy contraption must have often gone head over heals. I looked up a bit about the penny farthing and found this piece of interesting trivia.
"In inexperienced hands injury could results from falls and the term "coming a cropper" came about from the penny's habit of pitching the rider right over the front if they dared lean too far forwards."
Anyway i'm off home on my bike now. funnily enough i'm off to buy my son a new bike too tonight. Is this becoming an obsession? :-)

Friday, April 21, 2006

Causality, Ying and Yang or is it just sods law?

As you may be aware I was looking forward to last weekend. And in all ways it worked out well. Family time well spent and enjoyed by all.

So with this in mind it was obvious that this was going to evoke a natural law to bring back the balance to my life. Causality to those who haven't seen the Matrix trilogy may be helped by the explanation that its all to do with cause and effect. Be-cause I had a good bank holiday weekend and a good week, the effect was that divine lightening had to strike at sometime!! Of course I didn't realise this at the time but rather I was happy and smiling and looking a total prat in my temporary smug world.

So what happened that stopped the smug, tore the sheets, frigged the riggin and just plain brought me back down to earth?

I was driving back from a work day in Portsmouth listening to music and news on the radio. Happy as can be. I got within (piggin) 5 MILES of an 80 mile journey and my car did everything except blow up!!!! It jerked, it coughed, it shuddered, it smoked and it STOPPED. I got onto the hard-shoulder and watched my car smoking and pouring oil. Ever the optimist I thought maybe its just overheating and i'll be able to put some water in it when its cooled down and drive the rest of the way back home, I mean even if it wasn't too well I was only 5 miles away, so surely me and my car could stumble home? Oh no, not gonna happen. The reality was I spent nearly 2 1/2 hours standing away from my car on the hard shoulder waiting for a recovery truck to pick me up!! I was frozen. Cars and lorries driving past in their nice warm air conditioned climates at 80 mph, all subconsciously sticking their fingers up at me in a genuine churchill salute. (who's smug now Chux! - not you) :-)

I now feel humbled and I promise to all that I will not be so smug about things like this again and will never brag or get cockey!! (well until the next time anyway)


Thursday, April 13, 2006

Bank Holiday Weekend (Easter Break)

I can't tell you enough of how much i'm looking forward to this weekend. No work Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday, blissful!

What am I going to do? I have got a couple of things arranged such as going for a ramble with the kids and friends on Saturday afternoon, then back to ours for grub. Sunday will be dinner at my lovely mother in laws. I guess I COULD catch up with some gardening and clearing up outside. Or I COULD do some essential DIY in the home as i've got the time. But you know what STUFF IT ALL, i'm going to relax and play with my family. I'd normally do the grown up stuff, but I'm craving some quality time with my wife and my kids.

Now thats why I'm looking forward to this weekend!!!!!

I hope you all have a great break. Are you doing anything interesting or fun? Or if you are reading this after the weekend, did you do anything fun?

enjoy..................Chux

Friday, April 07, 2006

Spring at last!!

Although showers are trying to spoil it I actually think spring is here. I went out into my garden this morning and started thinking about my plans for it this year. YAAAAY I hope beyond hope this is it at last! No more darkness and depression. Its time to get my freak on and strut like John Travolta!!!!! I have a real soft spot for spring flowers over all others, tulips, crocus' and daffodils. Please let it be here to stay!!
I've missed being outdoors. This year i've got to crack on with getting my son riding his bike without stabilisers, so we can go 'scambling' in the woods on our bikes like big boys do.

According to Wikipedia Scrambling is a method of ascending rocky faces and ridges. It is an ambiguous term that lies somewhere between hillwalking and rock-climbing.[1]

Thats a load of tommy rot!!! All kids know scrambling is doing dangerous stuff on your bikes in woods and on dirt tracks. Where this other description has come from I don't know.

"Daffodils" (1804)

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:
I gazed - and gazed - but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.

By William Wordsworth (1770-1850).


Tuesday, April 04, 2006

nobody told me.....that I am such a plonker

I thought i'd be clever and see how easy it is to search for my blogsite using a Google search.

First I tried the blog title "Like Sputnik, Spherical but quite pointy in parts", and this worked really well. My site was picked up as the first choice.

Now lets try the site address and see if it picks it up? What a mistake this was. Google search for chux-pad finds this as the first item.....
Chux Pad
A large disposable pad consisting of a thick layer of highly absorbant batting with a waterproof synthetic backing. These are frequently used in childbirth, and any other medical situation where a large amount of blood or other body fluid may be discharged
......not exactly what I was expecting!!

So as a 'friend' just said in my office here, my website is named after a large sanitary towel!!!! That is just so typical of me!! How do I do this stuff? I think i'm being intelligent and clever and then my stupidity pops its head out when I don't expect it (like the Nutty professor) and bites me on the bum.

So anyway Mr Stoopid as I now should be known, is just happy that he can be of such use to the world like this!!

A word before I stop. As this seems to be a product from the U.S why haven't my U.S mates told me what a fool I was being? You may laugh at me now but i'll wipe that smile off your face. With an adsorbent pad! (a Chux pad of course) :-) xx

CHUX Underpads An absorbent pad placed under patients to avoid overspill. Use for I.V. starts to avoid bedding and cot contamination.

(Gets the juices flowing nicely at the thought of it - yummy!)