I can't quite call it a haunting, but I have been followed by an eery and chilling 'entity' over the years. How can I explain it? Well it has nothing to do with evil spirits, but saying that it is definately weird with a capital W...or is that a D?
D for Dave (or David). Am I the only person to be going through this, a

m I the only person who's whole circle of friends are called
Dave. Now for someone called Charles (aka Chas) that often becomes a reason for great amusement. "Hello i'm Charles this is my friend
Dave". The reply "what
Chas n Dave?" har har har.
Chas n Dave - Why Lord Why? "Do you know
Rabbit? Or
Gertcher? how about
Snooker Loopy?" All classic Chas N Dave songs. To an englishman the names Chas and Dave go together like '
fish and chips' or '
bangers and mash'. (click on the song links for videos of these great british hero's)
Let me give you an example of a typical few days of being me and dealing with the collective known as '
Dave'.
Friday I go to my companies HQ in Portsmouth to see my mate
Dave (Roberts, IT Student) before he returns to University. I text my mate
Dave (
Dawson, Delmonti)

about meeting up on Sunday. I later receive a reply from same
Dave to cancel Sunday. Sunday comes and I meet up with
Dave (Young, been mates for 13 years),
Dave (Johns, nice guy and a carpet fitter) and
Dave (older bloke but an nice guy, I think he has an internet bride) along with a few others who's names I forget. That evening I am expecting to hear from
Dave (Joste, best mate!) about going to Sweden, but he doesn't ring. I did get a call with some sad news that effects another
Dave. (Knight, father to 2 friends of mine) Monday comes and I meet up with
Dave (Dawson, Delmonte) for coffee. Not surprisingly
Dave (gay receptionist) turns up aswell for his coffee break whilst we are there. That evening I go out with
Dave (Young), who by coincedence is working at
Dave's (internet bride) house, but all the while I am wondering how
Dave (Dawson, Delmont

e) is feeling after his run-in at work. When I get home I hope that
Dave (best mate) has called, but still nothing! Am I boring you yet? Come on keep up!!!! Today is Tuesday and I have seen
Dave and
Dave again in the morning when getting a coffee, but I also see
Dave (Cox, IT guy who's also a musician) and say hi. Then I went out to lunch with
Dave (delmonti), but left my mate Chris with his workmate
Dave (rotund chappy, but nice enough) as they were busy. Whilst out I had a call from
Dave (Young) about painting the outside of my house. When I returned with
Dave (delmonti) from lunch, I picked up another coffee and spoke for a few minutes with
Dave (gay receptionist) about why there are so many
Dave's around, to which he giggled like a girl. (better not think I fancy him!! that would make it Chas on Dave and I really am not that way inclined and would rather stick a fork in my eye)
I think i've made my point clear enough don't you. Tonight I still hope to hear from
Dave (best mate) about our trip to Sweden. You never know my brother
Dave might phone up, or maybe my nephew
Dave or his father
Dave may call out of the blue. Lets be honest if i didn't have
Dave or
Dave's in my life I wouldn't know many people would I.
ENOUGH!!......or is it? Its Wednesday morning and last night I finally heard from
Dave (best mate) and guess what? The trip to Sweden has been postponed. He's given in to that crazed insanity you get with new love. Apparently he's fiance doesn't want him to go away quite yet because she'll miss him. I can't wait to see him now just so I can slap him about for being such a soft dopey
DAVE! :-) I think i'm going to finish this blog with this link of
Papa Lazarou's 'hello Dave"
6 comments:
No, I think it's just you, Chux, imagining you have lots of friends when really it's just one Dave.
we do have second names ya know!
Mine is carl-heinz-pilchards-in-tomato-sauce
dude, that's a lot of DAVE....
Just calm down...... relax..... listen to some music, perhaps Dave Brubeck or David Bowie....read a book - 'A Man called Dave' or 'Are You Dave Gorman?'......watch a DVD. How about 'Dave'?
My word verification is dfayd, better known as Dave Fayd
Are you Dave Gorman? Of course I read that too. Great book, not my normal fodder I must say. In fact it was Dave (best mate) that suggested I read it!
This feels a bit like going around in circles or chasing my tail. (woof)
Chuck mate... can't believe I'm not the only Dave in your life - heartbreaking man!
How you getting on with bigboy?
Things cool? Hear you've been a naughty one recently, haha.
Gawd.. final year is taxing, life in big blue seemed so much easier!
Dave.
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