nobody told me.....that I am such a plonker

I thought i'd be clever and see how easy it is to search for my blogsite using a Google search.

First I tried the blog title "Like Sputnik, Spherical but quite pointy in parts", and this worked really well. My site was picked up as the first choice.

Now lets try the site address and see if it picks it up? What a mistake this was. Google search for chux-pad finds this as the first item.....

Chux Pad
A large disposable pad consisting of a thick layer of highly absorbant batting with a waterproof synthetic backing. These are frequently used in childbirth, and any other medical situation where a large amount of blood or other body fluid may be discharged

......not exactly what I was expecting!!

So as a 'friend' just said in my office here, my website is named after a large sanitary towel!!!! That is just so typical of me!! How do I do this stuff? I think i'm being intelligent and clever and then my stupidity pops its head out when I don't expect it (like the Nutty professor) and bites me on the bum.

So anyway Mr Stoopid as I now should be known, is just happy that he can be of such use to the world like this!!

A word before I stop. As this seems to be a product from the U.S why haven't my U.S mates told me what a fool I was being? You may laugh at me now but i'll wipe that smile off your face. With an adsorbent pad! (a Chux pad of course) :-) xx

CHUX Underpads An absorbent pad placed under patients to avoid overspill. Use for I.V. starts to avoid bedding and cot contamination.

(Gets the juices flowing nicely at the thought of it - yummy!)