Man Flu.....

I guess some insensitive people, mainly women, would say i've got a cold.

It's as simple as this, i'm dying. My head is splitting. My eyes are watering. My sinuses are painful. My nose is blocked and runny. This has got to be something serious right? Not just a cold, this is the plague or maybe even worse!!! This will show you what I mean.

So dear friends these are my parting words to you. Wish me a painless end to this cruel disease and say a prayer to ease my suffering in these last painful hours.

So long cruel and uncaring world!