Bird Flu.....

Yes it has been confirmed the 'man flu' virus has mutated into the 'bird flu' virus. Witnesses have confirmed that a woman in her 30's has caught this rare strain of influenza.

Her husband a popular local member of the community, had a severe case of the worst type of illness, referred to in the medical community as 'man-flu'. Hospital officals still believe it was a miracle that brought this man from certain death. One spokesman said,"Mr {name has been removed for legal reasons} has been what we can only describe as a hero and an inspiration".

Unfortunately the story does not end there. The man's 'bird', aka 'er in doors', aka his wife, now suffers from the mutated virus. She is said to be stable and expected to make a full recovery. The Hospital spokesman mentioned earlier said that "this illness is a much weaker type of virus and that the woman should pull her socks up and stop being a moaning minnie" he then added "what do you think Lemsip is for?"

The husband was asked to comment but refused point blank saying, "if the Mrs heard me talking about this stuff to you it would be worse than 'bird-flu' for me, it would mean BSE or CJD, and you don't want to see her when she's like that!"