For James

My mate James is leaving today to go back to Uni. I thought i'd have a laugh and write a little ditty for him in the style of Purple Ronnie, here's goes......

My mate James has a brain thats bigger than a tree
He talks about clever stuff for breakfast, dinner and tea

That's alright as he's kind, funny, helpful and caring
And a big lad who could do with a girl for pairing

He likes to drink and see mates at the pub
And then all go home for a soak in his tub

It's sad to see you go, you're a flippin good friend
And even more so when I have a computer to mend!!

Famous James'

James Hunt - Racing Driver
James May - Top Gear Presenter
James Last - Musical entertainer for the mature audience
James Blunt - Rubbish modern Pop Artist

hmm can't think of anymore at the mo, maybe you can help