Man Flu.....

I guess some insensitive people, mainly women, would say i've got a cold.

It's as simple as this, i'm dying. My head is splitting. My eyes are watering. My sinuses are painful. My nose is blocked and runny. This has got to be something serious right? Not just a cold, this is the plague or maybe even worse!!! This will show you what I mean.

So dear friends these are my parting words to you. Wish me a painless end to this cruel disease and say a prayer to ease my suffering in these last painful hours.

So long cruel and uncaring world!

A Quick One....If you could turn back time

What would you like to go back and change and why? (keep it as abusive free as the English language allows of course)

For me I have nagging reminders of events that I did wrong and people i've been mean too. I didn't do stuff like this often but when I did it was like cutting myself down too.

Also, i'd like to the change the conversation I had with my dear old friend Sheila who said on one saturday, shall we go see your mother in hospital today? I said "no, lets go to the garden centre like i'd promised you, as i'm seeing mum tomorrow". This of course was true, but when I saw mum the next day she was dead. (i'm not hating myself for this, just disappointed...)

***Rewind***

For James

My mate James is leaving today to go back to Uni. I thought i'd have a laugh and write a little ditty for him in the style of Purple Ronnie, here's goes......

My mate James has a brain thats bigger than a tree
He talks about clever stuff for breakfast, dinner and tea

That's alright as he's kind, funny, helpful and caring
And a big lad who could do with a girl for pairing

He likes to drink and see mates at the pub
And then all go home for a soak in his tub

It's sad to see you go, you're a flippin good friend
And even more so when I have a computer to mend!!

Famous James'

James Hunt - Racing Driver
James May - Top Gear Presenter
James Last - Musical entertainer for the mature audience
James Blunt - Rubbish modern Pop Artist

hmm can't think of anymore at the mo, maybe you can help