This quote is from what I view as Mike Myers masterpiece,
"So I Married An Axe Murderer". Mainly because it is from here that many ideas for
Austin Powers were born. Such as, he played multiple parts in this movie (Charlie MacKenzie & Stuart McKenzie). Also the scottish accent and loud manner used for the AustinPowers character
Fat B'stard and even
Shrek were originally used for the character
Stuart MacKenzie. In my opinion Stuart's (our relationship is such that we are on first name terms) string of abuse to his ginger haired son with an unusually large head are some of the best comedy lines in this and many so-called funny movie's. Some of my friends have been victims of my Stuart MacKenzie moments, all done in an absurd attempt at a scottish accent
In a fight who would win Stuart MacKenzie or the great FB from Austin Powers? Well my money would be on Stuart sonny Jim.
Stuart MacKenzie
or.........
Fat B'Stard! you choose !!!
I leave with this quote......
"look at the size of that boys head, its like an orange on a tooth pick.........he'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow"
oh check out this link to a game of which character from the movie are you?
http://www.nikkichannel.net/quiz/axe.html
you've got to start somewhere so stop ya bitching!!!
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Ahhh! Thank you (and PT) for explaining the quick one off the wrist thing for me, haha. No worries, you can say "masturbation", it doesn't make me blush.
As far as moving back to NE, not right now. It's much like (I think), the difference between living in the countryside and living in London there. New England is one of the most expensive places ot live in America. So that is why I am killing myself in school right now. Because you can't do shit over here w/o a formal education.
Middle class is almost impossible without at least a Master's (I don't know the equivalent for over there) degree. Which I plan on getting, it's just going to take me four or five (more) years. I should have my Associate's degree at the end of 2006 (if not by June), Bachelor's at the end of 2008, and a Master's hopefully by 2010.
And even then, the pursuit of the "American Dream" (house in the suburbs, two cars, white picket fence, two kids and a dog) is futile. Most people can't afford where they live and are in debt up to their eyeballs to keep up that lifestyle. Luckily for us, we own our home and aren't in debt. We just live in a shitty neighborhood.
The gap between rich and poor is getting bigger and bigger and the middle class is shrinking...
I'm sure if you ever watch the news, they tell you that... hmmm, nevermind.. they lie to us, why wouldn't they lie to you as well? Oh well, just take my word for it!
I am trying though. It's better than sitting on my arse doing fuck all, hoping that someone will give me a chance, kuz it will never happen.
So there, that's my explaination, sorry it was so long.
-mel
DAMMIT!
How come I always get the really LOOOOOONG word verification letters? There's like 12+ of them! Only twice have I gotten a word verif. that was 5 or 6 letters. I feel retarded 'kuz I have to look and find the letters on the keyboard...
Still using Sequent stationery I see Chux!
ha ha ha
Stuart would slap the fat outta FB - hands down. "I hear you're a bitcher . . ."
When I was teaching high school a few years ago, one of my students started the "Woeeeeeee-man" riff and I picked up on it. Classroom full of stunned teenagers - and I became the coolest teacher on earth.
Love "Ax Murderer"!
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