Monday, September 22, 2008

Hot Hot Hot

Just wanted to rub it in a bit. California is HOT HOT HOT!! I don't mean warm or mild, I mean hot like i've never known it before. Humidity was harsh when we arrived but it has since subsided.

At this rate there is the smallchance I might bare flesh for a tan, but i'm concerned about the whale conservation guys in San Diego getting confused.

Which reminds me we have seen dolphins in the sea here.......at least I think they were dolphins. I did ensure we stayed in shallow water just in case.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi...errrm Charles isnt it?

Ok, this may be a bit strange but I am in fact your very own burglar. For obvious reasons I cant go into much detail but rest assured I'm having a great time rummaging around all your private belongings. First off I must say your house is very nice indeed and I love what you've done with the attic office, very nice indeed, although those stairs are a bit "Laura Ashley" for me!

Ok enough of the pleasantries, I was wondering if you still have the guarantee for the flat screen telly in the living room? I've looked in all the usual places but cant find it..... oh, its worth about an extra £50 in the pub you see.

Oh one more thing..... I'd find a better hiding place for all those "specialist" magazines and "implements" if I were you.... Oh, you are awful!

All the best for the holidays. I've left you a fresh crime report sheet for the police and your house contents insurance docs are on the hall stand.

PS: best throw away all your tooth brushes, I simply could not resist.

Ivor Bignose.

Anonymous said...

thats not my real name btw.

chux said...

Everything seems fine to me now that i'm back. Did you have a change of heart? I have changed the toothbrushes just in case though. Thanks for the headsup about that.